Hey Ed WeBBers… Are we all in fine fettle… NO! Pray do tell Ed all about it…Doris get the tissues… WHAT! You're kidding…so you buys this dress online..the make-up the *new* handbag..the pink tights…. AND…. They refuse to give you credit because you're name's Harold… well I never! Some people? WEY HEY.. On with DA [...]

Hey Ed WeBBers WELL WELL WELL… Where the hell as the old Ed been? Your curious… OK OK… Ridey o here we go… I wakes up in this strange bed see, wrists and ankles handcuffed to all four posters, with a plate of chopped liver on my chest and a feather duster shall we say [...]

Hey Ed WeBBers, You didn't just tell me you don't believe the rumours, about me, did you not… You know! …the ones about how I completely lost the plot, and went into Asda wearing nothing but a smile, covered in whipped cream, listening to jamiroquai on the iPod, doing some slick JayKay moves, with a [...]

Hey Ed WeBBers, AHH the joys of our relationship, me writing, you reading, both entangled in an ecstasy of one universal being and understanding… THEN… It dawns on me I'm full of it, call you all a bunch of swines, knowing you still love me, and dig out another file just for you…….me luvvies! Let's [...]

Hey Ed WeBBers, Excuse me a moment… " Ed It's True you know, the first sign of being a werewolf is, when the hairs on your legs start turning into dreadlocks!" "Thanks for that Doctor, now sod off I've a  file to see to"! AHEM, sorry about that peeps on with the gig… You know… [...]

How the heck are you Ed WeBBers? Me too, my Doctor said, two aspirin and a startle everyday stops the hump growing back, but what the hell does he know? NOW… Niche Forum Marketing Drives Targeted Traffic to your Customer Database? WHAT? Let's break it down…. I'm sure as you get to know me, (Ed [...]