eBay..Correct Product Description,and Buzzards?
Hi Ed WeBBers
When you leave your house this morning, just be careful…
Especially if you live around the Cornwall area.
Recently in the news it turns out, there’s a ‘hungry’ buzzard doing the round that appears to be ‘swooping’ on people’s barnets.
That’s right.
Instead of going for rabbits and other rodents, he’s making a ‘swoop’ for people’s haircuts (and probably bald heads too…anything is fair game to this guy).
CRIKEY! i`d better put some o that there buzzard repleant on my napper!
One jogger last week got ‘clawed’ by the beast from behind as he was jogging. Another ‘victim’ (a girl this time) heard a ‘swooping’ noise behind her,
then realised he was striking again.
The vicious bugger!
Ed….do you think its got terets?
Yes …Doris but because the local birds of prey chemist is closed it can`t get its medication!
“Ever thought of moving to Cornwall…Doris”?
ANYWAY!
Experts think the bird is either scared for its young or thinks people’s ‘barnets’ are food in some way.
I must admit that if I don’t gel mine, I have had comments that its painful creating a quiff with skin.
Thankfully though, I don’t live in Cornwall!
Yes, this is a true story. And yes, it made the BBC news website.
Now, you might wonder what this has to do with your eBaying…and, to be honest, the answer is ‘not a lot’.
But it’s a good ‘story’.
And yes…you kept reading about it!
A good ‘story’ can be effectively used in your eBay descriptions, yet few people do this.
One guy on the internet , has used this very effectively. He tells the ‘story’ of how he found this product which helped him solve
a specific problem in his life. He then explains how he started importing and selling this product.
He has since sold thousands of these things!
A ‘story’ gets people interested and involved.
It gets them reading – and once they start, it’s hard to stop.
And needless to say: if you can get someone to read ALL about what you’ve got, then you’re almost there in your way to completing a sale.
Your ‘story’ can relate to how you acquired the product…why you’re selling it…how the inventor came up with it…or a load of other things.
Can YOU make what you sell more interesting by crafting a powerful ‘story’ in your eBay
description?
I’m sure you can…
Ahh, a peaceful relaxing session of yoga,
” I`m relaxing right now naked on a large glass tray smeered with Deep Heat over an open fire meditating and singing “LOVE IS IN THE AIR” as i have a knitting needle forced through each eyebrow whilst traveling to a happy place”!
“Why do these straight Jackets never fit right”?
“Don`t miss out on my next journal into the abyss of my mind , when i will be looking at good ole JT`S masterclass week 25, and what this marketing wizard is up to now in the course, NURSSSSSSSSSE I can`t take this anymore PLEASE more lashes to the front?
AHH thats better!
But before you rub salt into the wounds for best effect, its TTFN….Ed.
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